'Not From Here,' stories by Nathan Deuel

The party is over

Beyoglu

It was a warm night. The people came. So did the cops. (Image by arròsalforn via Flickr)

On a warm Istanbul evening, I walked down Galip Dede, one of my neighborhood’s steep cobble-stone blocks. With the sun still blazing, taxis and compact cars honked, parting the crowd of bronzed Russian tourists and tiny shops hawking instruments and trinkets. In the shade, a dog kicked at himself and the air held steady at a humid 85 degrees.

With me was my father-in-law Steve, a retired prison warden. He wore white Reeboks and khaki shorts and stopped to catch his breath. My wife was in Baghdad and Steve and I were alone for the first time. At home with my baby daughter was my mother-in-law, Claudia, an eighth-grade history teacher in central Illinois.

You wouldn’t necessarily expect a woman like Claudia — or a man like Steve — to spend a Tuesday evening in Istanbul, but they had done many strange things before — such as traveling to meet one or more of us in Cambodia, New York, and Riyadh. I had come to understand that this time they had, in part, come all this way to make sure I was OK.

My own concern was this: I didn’t get Istanbul. I was more familiar with third-world cities in Asia, where with their catcalls and begging I could usually measure instantaneously the local desire for everything I had — white skin, wealth, privilege, and power. And in the former Soviet Union, where I’d also traveled, the aspirational gaze — for art, clothing and food — tended to yearn for exports of American, or at least European, extraction.

Walking around town my first days, I was getting an inkling Istanbul wouldn’t track so easily. The history was clear enough: a well-known record of occupation (or at least influence) thousands of years old — with visits from the Romans, the Genoese, various Sultans, colonial Europe, the Soviet Union, the EU. But with all that interest and occupation, no single culture or country seemed to be the complete boss of a place that seemed too old — and too cool — for any single referee.

This flexibility was evident throughout the city, in its architecture and in its geography. There was Hagia Sofia, the biggest church in Christendom, which had a thousand years ago become a mosque and was now a museum. There was the great river, the Bosphorus, which led on one hand to the cold waters of the Black Sea, bordered among others by Russia and the Ukraine, while at the same time streaming just as forcefully into the warm oasis of the Greek and Italian Mediterranean. From my balcony, the sounds of street musicians shredding guitar solos mingled with the call to prayer, which rang from thousands of mosques in a thriving nearly city of 20 million.

One night, taking in the lights along Istiklal, the classic avenue of boutiques in the tony Beyoglu neighborhood, I saw a chisel-jawed young Turk in a t-shirt. It said “Fuck Your Blog.” I wondered how he’d come to think this was just the right outfit for the evening.

A week later — no more certain of much of anything — I was en route with Steve to a book party hosted by Yigal, a fellow American and journalist, who had lived in Istanbul with his wife Rachel for seven years. During that time, they’d had two children and he’d found the time to run two successful blogs, one about politics and the other a collection of restaurant reviews. It was this later blog that had turned into a book: Istanbul Eats. Read the rest of this entry »

Filed under: Food, Istanbul,

Down in the floods, something in Saudi Arabia may have changed

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Saudi monarch King Abdullah at the inauguration of KAUST, the nation's new flagship university -- which was inundated by the late November floods. (Image by Getty Images via Daylife)

On the first day of Hajj, rain blanketed Saudi Arabia’s vast western coast. As my wife assembled her radio gear in preparation for the next day’s news brief about the storm’s effect on the pilgrimage, I quickly scanned the news online: it was already the heaviest rain Jeddah had seen in a quarter-century, and the city of four million was flooding; four were already reported dead. By the time we woke up the next morning, the death toll had risen to 77.

Blame for Jeddah’s flood disaster can easily be traced. Nearly 30 years ago, the city was issued funds to build a new sewer and drainage system, but according to a story by Lawrence Wright published in The New Yorker, the government official in charge of the project diverted some of the money to personal projects, including a mansion in San Francisco and a palace in Jeddah equipped with a bowling alley. When the misspending was discovered, the Saudi government gave the official a jail sentence and a fine, but he ended up being pardoned — because, a local journalist told Wright, his brother was a private secretary to the king.

So often the news that makes it out of Saudi is ghastly. Earlier this year, a man was beheaded for murder, then had his head sewn back onto his corpse, and was then crucified and hung in public for several hours. These nightmarish headlines top news sites for an hour or two, after which the stories — and the country’s vexing, more fundamental problems — remain ignored or overlooked.

For people who actually live here, this sort of terror is a distant menace, but real enough — especially when combined with all the suffocating moral codes — to result in a grinding everyday unpleasantness. Because this is all set against the pacific lure of malls, good supermarkets and cheap flights to nearby capitals, life here is defined by a kind of uneasy complacency. Read the rest of this entry »

Filed under: Food, Hajj, Saudi Arabia, World, , , , ,

Could Sam Sifton really replace NYT boss Bill Keller?

I love The New York Times. I read it every day, and can’t imagine a world without its pages. (It took strong counsel from friends smarter than me not sink the little money I have into Times stock. And I considering having a small funeral for The City section when it passed.)

So it was with keen interest that I read a Big Money story last month suggesting that Sam Sifton, the new dining critic, would be an excellent candidate some day to run the greatest paper in the world.

Really? This certainly hadn’t occurred to me when I first read that Sifton would be replacing the departing food writer Frank Bruni. But the article, in Slate.com’s The Big Money, makes an interesting case:

What makes Sifton the man who ought to be considered a future editor of the Times is his ability to attack and explore popular subjects with intellectual rigor. Combine that with an ability to attract readers to stories with compelling headlines, art, and ledes, and you have all the tools necessary for leading the Times into the future on the web. Because out there on the flat, infinite plane of the Web, all stories have an equal opportunity to become the story of the day. The challenge for the Times is not to promote the soft news over the hard but to be able show, when relevant, that what happens in the kitchen (or on the playground or on television) can be just as important as what goes on in Afghanistan.

via Eating His Way to the Top | The Big Money.

So it was with no less interest that I began to read Sifton’s first pieces. Read the rest of this entry »

Filed under: Business, Entertainment, Food, Journalism, Media, New York Times, , , , ,

Thanksgiving Bingo: Creative Types edition

An Old Fashioned Thanksgiving

Simmer resentment, salt in wounds to taste. (Image via Wikipedia)

Tara Parker-Pope over at the Grey Lady takes on the grim, often hilarious ritual of family Thanksgiving. Sure, there are those who love the assembling of elders, middlers, and the young — all of whom share blood. But for others, the gathering of the tribe means a litany of abuse, criticism, eye-rolling and more.

Why not make it into a game? Pope quotes two ladies who do just that, assembling Bingo cards with key phrases — “That’s an interesting outfit” or “Your children won’t sit still.” The first to fill her card rushes to the bathroom to call. Rejoice, your family is more maniacal!

I love the idea, but given my own demographic and the background likely shared by many of my readers and colleagues, I thought I’d assemble a list more appropriate to our unique brand of failures, inadequacies, and annoyances. Read the rest of this entry »

Filed under: Family, Food, New York City, New York Times, Thanksgiving, , , , ,

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